Money Down the Pan

Here are some useful guidelines from Southwark Council regarding the installation of toilets and the positions of various items:

Toilet Paper: Plentiful
                       Easily reached from seat
                       Single sheets detachable by person using only one arm.

Thank goodness these people are running things in Southwark, otherwise, who knows what bad things might happen. And by the way, if you need financial help in providing the bog roll in your establishment, Southward will give you £700. - another example of our taxes going down the pan?

If you are bored you can read the full document {full details of all those grants for better khazis} here: http://moderngov.southwarksites.com/mgConvert2PDF.aspx?ID=13306